Category Archive: TV

Jun 15

Sitcom Restaurant Reviews

Here is a look into what a site like Yelp or Urbanspoon would have if they could rate & review Television Sitcom Restaurants.  This is purely fictional, please all you idiots out there don’t take this seriously. Central Perk (Friends) Rating ♦♦♦♦♦     Category: Coffee, Bakery    Location: Greenwich Village, NYC Price Range: $$   …

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Sep 24

Bored to Death

I hope all of you watched HBO’s new series Bored to Death on Sunday. It’s phenomenal. It has everything you could possibly want; Jason Schwartzman, Ted Danson and Zach Galifianakis. You have a perfect Brooklyn back-drop while delving into the areas of sex, drugs, boredom, sarcasm and every type of dry humor you would expect …

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Oct 09

entouRAGE

I’ve been a huge fan of the HBO series Entourage ever since the 1st episode. I pictured myself as the heartless bastard Ari Gold minus the whole Yiddish thing. The appeal to the show was Vince making it to the top and getting with as many hot women as he possibly could while being Hollywood’s …

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May 29

Squiggly Line

“Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you …

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Jun 08

The End of an Era

For the past 6 season or 8 1/2 years my television life has been consumed by the Sopranos. Never did I think that the mob scene from Northern Jersey would be where I would reside after college. I also never thought I would live 10 minutes from the real Bada Bing and see them filming …

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